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Thursday, July 2nd 2009

11:17 PM

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URGENT: TODAY IS JULY 2, 2009!!! I NEED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY BY AUGUST!!!


God, I'm beginning to hate this site. It's taking me forever to log in. I had to log in threee times because they wanted the cookies deleted. This site is beginning to piss me off. Maybe I'll have better luck at Blogger. But then I'll have to transfer all of my 108 entries into Blogger.


I need to devise a plan as to how to lose my virginity. I'll have to go over it slowly, but I'll need to take baby steps. I couldn't even leave the house today because I was too chicken to! How pathetic is that! I have decided to take this one step at a time....


     
  • Step 1: Leave the house.
  • Step 2: Leave at a specific time.
  • Step 3: Practice leaving the house.
  • Step 4: Steal the skimpiest outfit from the store. Get condoms.
  • Step 5: Find out where to stand and where the location is going to be.
  • Step 6: Have a legit excuse...I'll tell them that I'm going to the store.
  • Step 7: Get ready....
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